Oldies but goodies

Posted on: Thursday, Jun 7, 2007

Q. What’s the difference between a musician and a pizza?

A. A pizza can feed a family of four?

Q. What’s the difference between an accordian and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up an accordian.

Q. Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a plane full of harmonica
players and threatened to let them out one by one until their demands were
met?

Statement: “You outa play tenor.”
Reply: Really?
Answer: Yeah, ten or eleven miles away from here.

Q. How do you know if a drummer is at your door?
A. The knocking slows down and then speeds up.

Q. Did you hear about the blues musician who won the lottery and kept
playing until the money was gone.

Q. Did you hear about the accordian player who’s car was broken into and
found four more accordians?

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